Posted by: beaner927 on: December 12, 2006
Like my new header? This is from a few Christmas’s ago, but still very funny to look at!
What’s your favorite Christmas CD? Mine is ‘A Christmas Portrait’ by the Carpenters.
If you click on the link & then scroll down, Amazon will let you listen to some samples.
OK – let’s make up some jokes. My husband brought this up last night & we were doing them all night long. Here’s the premise – You pick an object or person to “walk into a bar” & then make up a punchline that the bartender or customer says. Here’s a few examples:
**A wall walks into a bar & the bartender says “What can I get you?” and the wall says “I’ll take one of everything cuz I’m here to get plastered!”
**A tennis racket walks into the bar & the bartender says “What can I get you?” and the racket says “I’ll take a high ball”.
**A dripping snowman walks into a bar & asks for a drink, but the bartender says “Sir, I can’t serve you – you’re already sloshed.”
Get it? They don’t have to be really funny – just make one up & join in the fun!
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December 12, 2006 at 9:46 pm
A beatnik strolls into the bar and asks for the special deal. The bartender says, “That’s ‘Happy Hour,’ not ‘Hippie Hour!’”
December 12, 2006 at 9:48 pm
A squirrel with a Ph.D. comes into a bar for a special drink. The bartender laments, “I’m sorry, but I don’t know how to make a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”
December 12, 2006 at 9:49 pm
A scuba diver comes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks, “Are you sure you really want that on the rocks?”
December 12, 2006 at 10:21 pm
A tree walked into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m sorry, we dont serve your kind here. I think you’d better leaf.”
Oh. Ouch. You have no idea how much it hurt me to type that.
December 12, 2006 at 4:17 pm
That picture sums up a lot of my feelings about Christmas.
A big chunk of ice blew into a bar…the bartender said “what the hail!”